A guy walks into a bar and orders a shot of whiskey. He shoots it back and orders another one. Again, he slammed it back. He repeated this eight more times. Finally the bartender asked him, "Why all the drinks?"
The man replied, "First blow job." The bartender said, "Congratulations, let me buy you one." To which the guy replied, "No, thanks. If the first ten didn't get the taste out, one more won't help."
Nikkij never met one she didn't lick!