Thursday, July 8, 2010

I Know all About Marketing ...


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"That's Direct Marketing.

Youre at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you and says,"He's very rich. Marry him."That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and get her telephone number.The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pourher a drink.You open the door for her; pick up her bag after she drops it,offer her a ride, and then say,"By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich."That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.That's Customer Feedback!!!!

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