Dude #1: Who's in your Final Four?
Dude #2: Rachel McAdams, Tyra Banks, Ali Larter, and Elizabeth Hurley.
Dude #1: That's not what I was talking about.
Dude #2: I know, but just imagine the spread on the title game.
Chick #1: I just can't believe Spitzer paid that girl four thousand dollars for one night. I'm totally in the wrong line of work.
Chick #2: I don't know... you probably wouldn't get to choose who you have sex with. Spitzer's an ugly motherfucker.
Chick #1: I don't choose what ad accounts I work on, either! And I hate some of those assholes.
Chick #2: Yeah, but the guy kept his socks on. That's so weird.
Chick #1: Honey, for four grand a night, he can dress up as Kermit and call me Piggy.
Suit #1: Man, I've never been so glad I got out of Bear Stearns stock.
Suit #2: Seriously - J.P. Morgan got a hell of a bargain there.
Suit #1: I think the Yankees paid more for A-Rod!
Suit #2: Yeah, and Bear Stearns and A-Rod have won the same number of World Series.
Dude: Can I buy you a drink?
Chick: No hablo inglés.Dude: ¿Bien, puedo comprarte una bebida?
Chick: Ich spreche nicht Spanischen.
Suit: Hey, honey, what time do you get off?
Cindy the Barmaid: About a half hour after I stop thinking about you.