Men Will Be Men

A survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the middle of the night...* 5% said it was to get a glass of water...* 12% said it was to go to the toilet...* 83% said it was to go home.

THINGY (thing-ee) n.Female.. Any part under a car's hood.Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.Male.... Playing football without a cup. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.Female..... A good movie, concert, play or book.Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-_expression, male bonding. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.Female...... The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.