Some of the Most Perfect Views In The World: March 2010

Monday, March 29, 2010

I'm Headed To Augusta .... I Wonder If I Need a Reservation?

Tiger to mix with golf peers for first time since scandal No surprise Tiger picked Augusta Woods' wife reportedly won't be by his side when he plays at the Masters tournament, but his reputed porn star paramour will be strutting her stuff just two hours away.

Joslyn James, easily the raunchiest in the parade of women linked to the world's best golfer, will be "dancing" at the Pink Pony strip club in Atlanta while Woods is competing in Augusta, a club employee confirmed Monday.

"She was invited out to Atlanta to make an appearance at Pink Pony," James' manager, Gina Rodriguez, told the sportsBYbrooks web site earlier.

James will be bumping and grinding at the strip joint starting on April 8 - the same day that Woods makes his return to pro golf after his bed-hopping nearly derailed his career, not to mention his marriage.

While all this is going on, Woods' wife, Elin Nordegren, will be back home in Sweden visiting family, People.com reported earlier.

"She is also being asked by Tiger to attend the Masters, even if for a half day, to look like she is interested in supporting his return to golf," a source in Nordegren's camp told People.com.

"But she would rather not be there." Nordegren might want to rethink that plan.

Of all the women Woods reportedly bedded, Nordegren was most upset by James, the 32-year-old star of XXX-rated skin-flicks like "Big Breasted Nurses" and "My First Sex Teacher #12."

Woods and Nordegren appeared to be making strides rebuilding their marriage until last week, when James dropped a batch of spectacularly sordid text messages she purportedly got from Woods.

On Monday, the buxom brunette posted on her Web site a photo of a room key to a Chicago hotel bearing a BMW Championship tournament logo, which took place in September 2009.

James gave no explanation, but Woods won that tournament.

Ever since James, whose real name is Veronica Siwik-Daniels, was outed in December as one of Tiger's girls, she's been haunting him with demands that he acknowledge their affair and apologize.

Woods, who has been desperate to reclaim his good guy image, has publicly apologized several times for cheating on his wife, but he has not acknowledged sleeping with James or any of the women to whom he has been tied since the scandal broke Nov. 27.